Friday, September 4, 2009

Iran and his ugly twin brother North Korea.

Remember those kids growing up, the deranged ones that always did bad things because it was the only way to get their neglective mother's attention? You do? Good, because it is the best example I can give for good ole' Iran and North Korea. While other nations practically beg the United States to leave them alone, these two brats can't behave if their existence depended on it.

The current in-style version of the hand in the cookie jar for these two are nuclear weapons. My sweet babu Abu, and too Il to be killed, please tell me why you even want nukes. I really would like to know, are you looking for world stage presence? Bargaining power? Attention? Or are you just trying to make up for the fact that your completely incompetent leaders and have run your countries into wastelands full of people who don't have any where near humanistic rights, freedoms, and live in poverty? (God forbid you dump some money into socialist programs that could improve the standard of living.)

Fellas the nuke is a long outdated art of warfare, and the whole "we have a bomb, we have bargaining power" went out the window during the cold war. You know, you kinda had to be there to reap the benefits of that. You are basically trying to order physical cassette tapes from Itunes.

Even if you had a nuke, you can't use it. For one while your still WORKING on building nukes, other countries are WORKING on nuclear defense. It wont be near as effective, or effective at all. Secondly, even if you have it you can't use it. America can't even use it's nukes, do you see us nuking Iraq? Afghanistan? Those days are over, if you use a nuke, you become a target of a nuke or worse, every other country in the world jumps you for using a nuke. Nukes do not equal victory, there was a brief time period (again way to show up to that era 20-40 years too late) when they had fright tactics.

Your best bet is working on something ORIGINAL. But I mean, what can you expect from someone begging for mommy's attention.

(PS. This is aimed at the unstable and harmful leadership and governments of these two countries, not the beautiful cultures, people, or beliefs of the residents there.)